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Sardar's Patriotism
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Once a cruise ship carrying people from all the nations was going on a
'around the world' tour when it got grounded. The ship became slow and
finally came to a grinding halt.Captain of the ship called an emergency
meeting and told the passengers, " Friends, we are in trouble because of
God's being angry with us. We need to give sacrifice and I need three
people to sacrifice their life so that rest of us can be saved."
All of them moved towards the Deck where a japnese came forward and shouted
"Long live japan" and jumped into the sea.Then a Israeli jew stepped
forward said "Hellulaja" and dived into the sea.After that no one came
forward for few seconds while people stared at each other and suddenly out
of nowhere a Sardarji came forward near the railing and chanted," Jo
bole-so-nihal, sat sri akaal, wahe guruji da khalsa, wahe guruji di fateh,
Jai maa Kali, Jai maa Durga, Jai Hanuman,jai Sri Ram, Jai siva-sankar,
Jai baba nanak di, Jai jawan jai kissan "
.......and finally yelled at the top of his voice,"Bharat
mata ki jai",And Kicked the pakistani standing next to him in the sea.


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here are some recent headlines.....
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* India wins Cricket match; 120 people die of shock

* Bihar sold to Pakistan; Resulted In an unrelated incident:
Literacy soars up to 86% in India and in another interesting incident
Pakistan's literacy rate also increases by 50 %.

* Self-immolation best bet to reduce population: Dept. of Family Planning.

* Population Statistics: 42% - Literate, 58% - Politicians

* MF Hussian paints Mulayam Singh Yadav nude

* Flood in Bihar; 2 die of thirst


* India wins Gold in India versus Rest Of India Games

* Poverty to be eradicated in India using Virtual Reality Software

* Laloo to be made National Animal

* Mayawati and Phoolan Devi to be lathi-charged to commemorate 50 years of
Independence.


* Ramar Pillai produces Pottasium Permanganate from Rice, Water, a stick and
some Pottasium Permanganate


* No bombings in Kashmir today


* Suit filed holding Thakeray responsible for Battle of Panipat,1526


* Doctorate conferred on Jayalalitha for completing 2 months in Jail

* Death penalty upheld for Attempted Suicide victim