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SARDAR Jokes

This is just an Humor and has no concern with anyone.  

1)SARDAR'S BMW

2)COLOR TV

3)SPARE BOMB

4)COUNT THE CHICKEN

5)DOUBLE DECKER BUS RIDE

6)CHANDIGARH OR JALANDHAR

7)Question se Answer tak                  Question se Answer tak #2

 

 

 

 

SARDAR'S BMW                                                                Back
BMW cars were having back mounted engines earlier.
Sardar Hari Singh purchased a new BMW and was driving back to home very happily. On the way the car broke down.
Sardarji came out of the car and opened the bonnet, trying to fix up the problem. Immediately began to sweat. By that time Sardar Gani Singh came by that way and saw our sardarji, totally confused and sweating, trying to search
something inside the bonnet, and asked him what was the matter. Hari Singh: "The BMW people made me fool.They have given me the Car without the engine." Gani Singh: "Don't worry. I have spare engine in the back of my BMW.
You can take that.".

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


COLOR TV                                                              Back
Sardarji is buying a TV.
"Do you have color TVs?"
"Sure."
"Give me a green one, please."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

SPARE BOMB                                                            Back
Sardar Hari Singh and Gani Singh got fed up
with the Indian Govt and decided to blow up the Parliament. They took 2 bombs, put them in
a suitcase in the front seat of their car and set
off. Hari Singh asks "What happens if the bombs blast off now". Gani Singh says "Don't worry. I have a spare bomb in the back seat"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

COUNT THE CHICKEN                                                      Back
Sardar Hari Singh and Gani Singh walked toward each other
on a country road. Hari Singh carried a bag over his shoulder. "Hey Bhai," Gani Singh drawled,
"what's in the bag?"
"Chickens," was the reply.
"If I guess how many, can I have one?"
"You can have both of them."
"OK, Five?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

DOUBLE DECKER BUS RIDE                                      Back
Santa Singh and Banta Singh landed up in Bombay. They managed to get into a double-decker bus. Santa Singh somehow managed to get a bottom seat, But Banta got pushed to the top. After a while when the rush was over, Santa went upstairs to see friend Banta Singh. He met Banta in a bad condition clutching the seats in front with both hands, scared to death.
He says, "Are Banta Singh! What the heck's goin'
on? Why are you so scared ? I was enjoying my ride down there ?"
Scared Banta replies."Yeah, but you've got a driver."

Ha Ha Haaaaaaa..........

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

CHANDIGARH OR JALANDHAR                                      Back
Sardar was going to Chandigarh from pune by a air-India plane. He was allotted the middle seat of one of the 3-seats array. But as soon as sardarji got into the plane, he sat on the window side seat which was actually meant for an old lady. After some time the old lady came and requested the sardarji to leave the side seat. But sardaji told: "I want to see the view from the window and shall not leave".
The old lady then complained to the air hostess. The air hostess
came and requested the sardari to leave that seat. But sardarji was adamant and did not to leave. Then the air hostess
went and told the asst capt. He also came and requested, but in vain. Finally the Captain came. He whispered something in the ears of the Sardarji, and the sardarji immediately left the side
seat and returned to the middle seat. Astonished, the airhostess and the asst. capt. asked the capt.what he told to the Sardarji Capt. replied: "nothing. I just told him that only the middle seats will go to Chandigarh. All others will go to Jalandhar."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Question se Answer tak                                              Back

Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed.
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How do you measure a Sardar's intelligence?
Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear
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How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday?
Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
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What is the Sardar doing when he holds his hands
tightly over his ears?
Trying to hold on to a thought.
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Why do Sardars work seven days a week?
So you don't have to re-train them on Monday.
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Why can't Sardars make ice cubes?
They always forget the recipe.
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How did the Sardar try to kill the bird?
He threw it off a cliff.
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What do you call 10 Sardars standing ear to ear?
A wind tunnel.
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What do you see when you look into a Sardar's
eyes?
The back of his head.
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Why does Sardar always smile during lightning
storms?
They think their picture is being taken.
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Question se Answer tak #2                                                 Back

Why does Sardar have "TGIF" written on their
shoes?
Toes Go In First.
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How can you tell when Sardar sends you a fax?
It has a stamp on it.
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Why can't Sardar dial 911?
They can not find the eleven on the phone
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How do you get Sardar on the roof?
Tell him the drinks are on the house.
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"Oh, look at the dead bird."
Sardar looked skyward and said "Where, Where?
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What do smart Sardar and UFOs have in common?
You always hear about them but you never see them.
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Why does it take longer to build a Sardar snowman
as opposed to a regular one?
You have to hollow out the head.      

What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer?
Just-beer Singh ('T' silent!).
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What do you call a sardar who has only one drink?
Just-one Singh.                                                            Ha Ha Haaaaaaa..........