Four guys -an American, a Cuban, a Scotsman and an Indian Computer
Programmer, were on a cruise ship. As they were standing on the open
deck, watching the waves and chatting, each one started showing off.

The Cuban took out an expensive Cuban cigar, lit it, took just one puff
and tossed it into the sea. The other guy's were flabbergasted. They
asked him why he had to throw away such an expensive thing. The Cuban
replied, "Where I come from, we have plenty of it. So, it is no big
deal".

Not to be outdone, the Scotsman pulled out a new bottle of expensive
Scotch whisky, opened it, took just one sip and threw the bottle into
the sea. He simply looked at the others and said, "It is no big deal! We
have plenty of that stuff where I come from".
The American just grabbed the Indian Programmer and threw him into the
sea!!!!

No, ... the buck does not stop here ...The Indian goes to the bottom of
the sea, smokes the Cuban cigar, drinks the expensive scotch & returns
back to the US on another H1 to do more programming.