A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town,
doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town.
Things were getting hot and heavy when the girl stopped the boy.
"I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a
hooker and I charge $20 for sex," she said.
The boy just looked at her for a couple of seconds, but then
reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing. After the cigarette,
the boy just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window.
"Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl.
"Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi
driver, and the fare back to town is $25."
-----------------Johnny Again----------------------->
A new teacher, trying to make use of her psychology courses, started
her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up."
After a few seconds, little Johnny stood up. The
teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Johnny?"
"No Ma'am," he said, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."
A man had six children and was very proud of his achievement. He was so proud of
himself that he started calling his wife, 'Mother of Six,'in spite of her objections.'
One night they went to a party. The man decided that it was time to go home, and
wanted to find out if his wife was ready to leave as well.'
He shouted at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home, Mother of Six?"
His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouted back,
"Anytime you're ready, Father of Four!"
This guy walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window,
"I want to open a fuckin' checking account!"
To which the lady replied, "I beg your pardon, what did you say?"
"Listen up dammit, I said I want to open a fuckin' checking account right now."
"Sir, I'm sorry but we do not tolerate that kind of language in this bank!"
The teller left the window and went over to the bank manager and told him about her situation.
They both returned and the manager asked, "What seems to be the problem here?"
"There's no damn problem," the man said, "I just won 50 million in the lottery and I want to
open a fuckin' checking account in this damn bank!"
"I see sir," the manager said, "and this bitch is giving you a hard time?"
