Hubby : You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Wife : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Hubby : You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Wife : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one ?"
Girl : When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy : It's very kind of you, darling. But I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl : Well that's because we aren't married yet.
Son : Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mum : Well, you have done the right thing.
Son : But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
Father to son after the exam:" Let me see your report card."
Son:" My friend just borrowed it . He wants to scare his father."
A newly married man asked his wife," Would u have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly ," I'd have married u NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"
