Newspaper Headlines
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*Bombay Blast: 103 feared killed I mean, 100 feared, 3 killed

*Gujral is PM... No wait, Gowda is PM again..No Moopanar is PM, No...

*Bill passed silently as MPs away for lunch

*India wins Cricket match 120 people die of shock

*Self-immolation best bet to reduce population: Dept. of Family Planning

*Furore over Minister spending 2 crores for fixing broken leg of a Logarithmic Table

*Flood in Bihar 2 die of thirst

*Ray of hope for India as Ravi Shastri retires

*No bombings in Kashmir today

*Laloo to be made National Animal

*Suit filed holding Rao responsible for Battle of Panipat, 1526

*MF Hussian paints Mulayam Singh Yadav nude

*Doctorate conferred on Jayalalitha for completing 2 months in Jail

*Population Statistics: 42% - Literate, 58% - Politicians

*Ramar Pillai produces Pottasium Permanganate from Rice, Water, a stick and some Pottasium Permanganate

*Poverty to be eradicated in India using Virtual Reality Software

*Kalyan Singh pulls Mayawati's leg in UP Assembly - Literally

*Death penalty upheld for Suicide victim

*India wins Gold in India versus Rest Of India Games

*Bihar sold to Pakistan In an unrelated incident Literacy soars up to 86%

*Committee formed to study the effectiveness of Commissions

*Freedom Fighters to be lathi-charged to commomerate 50 years of Independence

*Karnataka to aim for 100% reservation by Year 2000