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My son is under a doctor's
care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.
Please
excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.
Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28,
29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.
Please excuse Gloria from Jim (Gym) today.
She is administrating.
Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days.
Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
John has been absent because he had two teeth
taken out of his face.
Carlos was absent yesterday because he was
playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.
Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has
very loose vowels.
Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday.
He had diarrhea and his boots leak.
Irving was absent yesterday because he missed
his bust.
Please excuse Jimmy for being (absent).
It was his father's fault.
I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas
shopping because I don't know what size she wear.
Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday.
We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday,
we thought it was Sunday.
Sally won't be in school a week from Friday.
We have to attend her funeral.
My daughter was absent yesterday because she
was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.
Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under
the doctor.
Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she
had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick,
fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over.
I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going
around, her father even got hot last night.
Please excuse Bob from school from Sep. 1 -
Nov. 1, he had to attend a religious sacrificial giving ceremony on Indian grounds.
I didn't come to school yesterday because I
was feeling like I was going to be sick, but thankfully I wasn't!
Please excuse my daughter for being late. Her
broom won't start so I had to send it back to Salem for repairs!
Teacher I was not here yesterday because I had
to bury my dog, it died yesterday.
I'm sorry but my baby sitter flushed my homework
down the toilet.
Please Excuse Eric from school on May 5th thru
May 19th, he was waiting in line for the new Star Wars film, you will be happy
to know he got tickets for next September, when he will be missing another week
of school while he waits for the perfect seat.
Actually used by a teacher.!! I am sorry your
exams are not all marked. The cat got jealous as I was marking instead of petting
him and after I went to bed he attacked the test papers. Those of you missing
entire sections will be credited full marks. If I can see your answer through
the tooth mark holes, I'll mark what you wrote down.
Please excuse Casey from school. It was Take
Your Daughter to work day. I don't have a job, so I made her stay home and do
housework.
Please excuse my daughter from school yesterday
and P.E. forever. She had a very bad asthma attach running in P.E. because the
coach made her run too much. Please excuse her from P.E. even though the doctor
says she needs it.
For school if you have a worksheet or something
here is one thing you can say: I was doing my homework like a good little girl
(or boy) and my dad wanted to check it, I gave him the paper and he forgot that
he had it, he got a call from his boss saying that he had to pack now because
he was going out of town, well he was so much in a hurry that he packed my homework
in his suitcase, he won't be back for another 3 weeks...does that mean that
I can get an extension?
Oh, sorry [teachers name], the cafeteria food
made me delirious.
This was actually used- Dear Coach, (students
name) could not make it to the game at (time of game) because the battery in
my car was dead because my headlights were left on and I needed a jump from
the neighbor. Please excuse (name), it was my fault.
My youngest daughter couldn't turn in her homework
because her younger step-brother had stolen it, filled it in and turned it in
to his teacher to prove how smart he was.
I was late for class because the bell rang before
I got here!!
I didn't do my homework because of my eyes.....I
couldn't see any reason to do it!
Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday.
He had diah(*crossed out*), diahoah(*crossed out*), dyah(*crossed out*) the
shits.
I would of had my homework except the girl
in the next seat covered hers up.
I was not cheating I was checking to see if
my answers were right.
Okay I know dogs don't eat homework but my
hamster sure does. I set my homework on top of her cage and she pulled it right
through the bars. She shredded it and used it as bedding.
I don't have my homework because somebody cleaned
my headquarters.
It was so cold last night that we had to burn
all of the pencils for heat.
My brother and I got into a fight and he burned
my homework on the stove.
My homework blew over into the neighbor's pool
and got all wet.
My homework was used to clean the dirty bottom
of a baby.
There's a virus in my printer, so I culdn't
print my assignment.
The car broke down on the expressway and my
books are still in it.
