Jai's CHAT BOX...
- If two's company & three's a crowd , what's four & five ?
- Nine !
Why were Shiva and Parvathi unable to use a computer running on Windows 95 ?
- Because Ganesha ran away with the mouse !
Why is Benazir Bhutto talking of seperating from her husband?
- She thinks zaara doori from Zardari will do her
good !
What is Sharat Yadav's favourite dish ?
- Dal fry!
What has teeth but can't bite?
- A comb!
If the blue house in on the left and the red house on the right , where is the white
house?
- In Washington D C !!
What do you call the phones prisoners use in jails?
- Cellphones!
What does wetter,wetter,everytime it dries?
- The Towel !
What is black and white & red all over ?
- A sunburnt zebra !
What has many eyes but can't see?
- A potato !
What do you call a high-socity cat ?
- Aristocat !
What always goes out in the rain ?
- A FIRE !
Which bow is impossible to tie ?
- Rainbow !
What is the opposite of Aravindswami?
- Aravind did not see me !
What will be the name of a bus from Mysore to Lahore?
- Mysore-PakExpress !
How did Godmother get the awards ?
- Because of Godfather !
What always goes out in the rain ?
- A FIRE !
Why was the girl not afraid to swim with the shark?
- Because it was a man-eater !
Why was the Maths textbook sad ?
- Because it had too many problems !
What did one cow say to the other ?
- MOO ve over !
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party ?
- Because he didn't have any body to take !
What do you say when two coffe cups sqabble ?
- Brew-ha ha !
What is worse than finding a worm in your apple ?
- Finding half a worm !
Who is George Fernandes blaming for the chini ghotala ?
- The Chinese !
What word becomes shorter when you add letters to it ?
- SHORT !
Why is there little honey in Brazil ?
- Because there is only one B in it !
Why did I ask my friend to come via-Agra ?
If you click on the picture below , you will get the answer.
Created by:
Jai Abe Cherian.
Courtesy: Times of India.
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