Dear Sweet heart, 

      I love you ,x to the power n times,where x is any positive integer like 1,2,3..... and n tends to infinity.You remember the first time we met,we were standing vertically on the horizontal plane.You  looked into my eyes and your line of sight made an angle of 22 degrees 19',37.63" with the horizontal. 
      The second time we met you were standing in your balcony 120ft away with an angle of elevation equal to 58 degrees.55'54".You smiled at me,setting my heart in rapid oscillation.Your smile reached me in 2.53 seconds.Taking the co-efficient of the smile to be 0.0007,You can calculate its velocity.Neglect the resistance of course by slide rule. 
      The third time we met you caught my hand,i felt an electric current passing through my body making my heartbeat uncontrolled, thus making the circuit complete.. 
Darling whenever i look at you, i get rivetted upon you.My love to you is pure distilled water. 

With love, 

*Sorry to inform you that i am unable to trace the engineer who wrote this