Things You Don't Want to Hear During Surgery-
- OOPS !!- I wonder what this does!

- Hand me the saw someone!- Did he say the right or left leg?

- It is now out of my hands...Nurse, could you grab it? It's over there
behind the keg.

- I'd feel a lot better about this if the dotted lines were pre-drawn like
back at night school.- Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a
mop.

- Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad dog!

- Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

- Hand me that...uh...that uh...thingie.

- Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.- 

Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.

- Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?

- Rats, there go the lights again...

- "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys and this guy's got two of 'em."

- Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens.

- Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my concentration
off.

- What's this doing here?- That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!

- I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses.

- Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.

- What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change...!

- Anyone see where I left that scalpel?

- And now we remove the subject's brain and place it in the body of the
ape.

- OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.

- This patient has already had kids, am I correct ?

- Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card ?

- Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.

- She's gonna blow! Everyone take cover!!!- FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out !

- Darn! Page 47 of the manual is missing !

- Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness.

- What do you mean you want a divorce ?